what not to wear

i love this show! has anyone else ever considered wearing in the worst clothing imaginable... just to qualify for the whole wardrobe makeover thing? i would sacrifice my dignity for that cause. you bet your sweet little *whatever* i would! i want that visa card for the $5,000 shopping spree in nyc. yep, that's what i want. ahh, dreams. "...this is my grown-up christmas list..." everytime i hear that song on the radio, i realize that my grown-up christmas wishes become a bit more selfish every year. are there any other adults out there whose grown-up christmas list includes items other than whirled peas... i mean, world peace? i think it's ridiculous to wish for world peace b/c it's not gonna happen 'til christ comes back to reign on earth for that 1,000 years or whatever. (my theology may be a bit off, so i can't remember the exact time frame, and i'm too lazy to go look it up, but you get the point.) and now i'm inspired to make a list of my favorite things. or maybe i want to make an exhaustive version of my christmas list. i don't know. but i wanna make a list of some sort. i like... cmt music videos. i'm watching faith & her cowboy husband sing the "never loved at all" song. i think this is a countdown of faith hill's top songs. ugh, i just do not like faith as a brunette. she's a blonde. that's just who she is. she needs to stay blonde. wow, maybe i should make a list of actors who have had bi-colored hair transformations. (i just made up that word: bi-colored... not sure that it really applies but it sounds kinda kool anyway.) yikes, i forgot to do the "k" spelling thing. sheesh, i'm losing my blog touch. not that i really ever had one in the first place. this is the most random blog post i've ever kreated. krazy. i wanna be a celebrity. wouldn't that be cool? having stylists to always do your hair & makeup & clothing? wouldn't it be awesome if your job was just to look good? that sounds shallow, but it would be fun. when people asked what you did for a living, you could say, "well, my job is to let people make me look pretty". on sekond thought, that is really very shallow. and it wouldn't be a fun job at all. there would be unimaginable pressure. there would be diet nazi facists who wouldn't let you eat stuff. wow, the more i think about this, the stupider the idea gets. (yes, i know stupider isn't a word; i used it for effekt.) it makes me feel like a rebel to type this post as one paragraph. not like that's the only grammatikal error i'm making here, but it's the one that bothers me the most. misspelling words with "k" is hard. it goes against nature to spell words like that, but i do it for the sake of the kronikals. there was a customer who recently called me "kristy kringle"... what on earth was he thinking? just feeling christmas-y? i don't know, but it was totally weird. ok, now it's faith's "cry" video. it's #8. i love the tv channels that christmasize their logos. cmt has a snowflake around the cmt letters. nice. very nice. i want to see one that actually has falling snow. i love falling snow. if i could somehow create the effect of falling snow in my apartment, i would make it snow all winter long. how kould i akomplish that? hmmm... hafta think about that one. my apartment is a mess. shocker! (with sarkasm) better get off my lazy *whatever* and klean it up.