K2 here, informing you of some news regarding K1...
As most of you know, K1 said goodbye to a dear friend of hers last month after a little car crash. Her Geo Prism that she's had for 9 years was declared "TOTALED". So, she has been in search of the perfect next car... that is until Sunday when she found it. Here's my take on her new ride.
Top 10 Reasons...
Why K1 Shouldn't Have Bought a Purple Kar
10. It will be too tempting to paint a rainbow on the side.
9. People will think she's a Prince fan and her favorite song is "Purple Rain".
8. She'll be asked to be the lead car in the Valentine's Day & Easter parades!
7. Everyone in Springfield will know her as "the girl with the purple car".
6. DMP will ask her to park "in the back".
5. Mary-Kay ladies will be trying to run her off the road with their pink cars.
4. Little kids will mistake it for Barney and will always be trying to hug and kiss it.
3. It's a precursor of her becoming a member of the Red Hat Society when she gets older.
2. None of her guy friends will be caught dead driving it for fear of getting shot.
1. It will clash with half of her wardrobe.
Any other "reasons" I might have missed?
6 comments:
dude i love that car! it totally rocks, or course i wouldnt have gotten purple, but eh whatever it suits you. i love it!
oh and WHY didnt you want the truck! oh snap i love that truck! where is that at? the fair grounds?
11. A certain Mr. F.T. had a purple car (sorry, that was what first came to my mind! though it was a darker shade).
12. People will say Lajunta is living vicariously through her daughter.
As I think of more reasons I will comment yet again. :-)
See... THIS is what happens when you're family is WAY too into Photoshop! My car's not PURPLE... it's a sexy silver! Good grief.
And Rach... thanks for bringing FT into it. Great. I guess that's what old friends are for... to bring back the past, to tell haunting stories, etc... LOL! Wow, that seems like a million years ago! Let's talk soon, ok? Catch me online & we can chat. I'd like that. :)
BTW... K2... you are AMAZINGLY klever! I'm kwite proud of you, dear!
I can't believe that you photo shopped that Karla! Although I must admit, I was quite shocked that you of all people would get a purple car.
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